Col. Mustard... in the daycare center... with a suicide vest.

C'mon, sing along:

Till the one day when Osama made a Fatwa
And they knew it was much more than a hunch,
That this group would somehow form Al Qaeda.
That's the way we all became Jihadi Bunch.
Jihadi Bunch... (repeat)

Key: 1. Ali Abd al-Aziz  2. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed  3. Mustafa Ahmad al-Hawsawi  4. Osama!  5. Baraq Hussein al-Bhama  6. Ariq al-Dur  7. Walid Bin Attash  8. Lone Crazy Gunman  9. Ramzi Bin al Shibh

Oh, and about that little to-do in Nanking: We understand and respect cultural diversity and are not so arrogant as to judge.

And another thing: Can you lower the floor a bit? Our president wants to bow more deeply.

Not to decide is to decide.

With Reps like these, who needs Al Qaeda?

Obama -- busy schmoozing yet another special interest ethnic group -- could only spare an afterthought on the terror attack on Fort Hood.
His big-hearted reaction to yesterday's Instant Jihad can be read HERE.

   

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McCHRYSTAL:
O that we now had here
But one ten thousand of those men
That are out of work back in the U.S.!

KING BARRY the FIRST:
What's he that wishes so?
My servant McChrystal? No, my fair menial:
If they are mark'd to die, they're enow
To do your country loss; and if to live,
The fewer men, the easier to sideline
As victims of post-traumatic stress.
No, faith, lackey, wish not a man or woman more:
Rather proclaim it, McChrystal, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him be interviewed by the Times.
He that outlives Afghanistan, and comes safe home,
He that ignores our VA deathbook and sees old age,
Will he strip his sleeve and show his scars.
And say 'These wounds I had in Mazar-i Sharif.'
And the VA doctors will blink and wonder “Mazar-i-where?”
Old men forget: Kabul shall be forgot,
But some Oath Keepers will remember
What feats they did there: then shall our names.
Familiar in their mouths as barnyard words
Barry the king, Rahm and Axelrod,
Pelosi and Reid, Barney and Durbin,
Be in their flowing curses freshly remember'd.
Those few, those unhappy few, that band of outsiders;
For he to-day that sheds his blood in this
Illegal conflict I inherited from Bad King George
Shall be an outsider -- Be he ne'er so vile,
One of my Czars shall manage to vilify him further:
And Democrat men now a-bed with each other
Shall think them accursed who were there,
And hold each other’s manhoods whiles any speaks
That languished in Afghan upon Saint Crispin's day.

For the actual St Crispin's Day Agincourt Speech from
Shakespeare's Henry V go HERE.

Members of the news media are utterly perplexed about a "mysterious raid" last Sunday by over 100 federal agents on an insignificant little rural village.

The FBI raid on a "Muslim slaughterhouse" occured in Kinsman, Illinois, total population: 100. Kinsman, the hardworking journalists tell us, is "in the middle of nowhere," a tiny country town "in the grain belt." There could be no conceivable reason for the Feds to have the slightest interest in the place, still less police business -- so say our relentless investigative reporters.

What possible mischief did the G-men think a secretive Islamist enclave (where the Muslim employees are sequestered, sleeping and eating on site) could be up to in this bucolic hamlet?

Nine miles from a nuclear reactor.

NInety miles from Chicago.

Bullwinkle J. Muezzin

And Bill Scott is his prophet.

If you haven't yet read Robert Ferrigno's acclaimed Assassin Trilogy -- thrillers about the future of the United States as an Islamic Republic -- what's keeping you?

Here's the first:

Prayers for the Assassin
by Robert Ferrigno
(Pocket Books, Mass Market Paperback, 496pp.)

Note: Bullwinkle does NOT feature in any volume of the trilogy.

How there came to be a Canaanland Disneyworld.