Thank you, American Recovery and Reinvestment Act! Are there any bridges with flaking paint that you would like some unemployed anesthesiologists to scrape?
Contra Obama objects to the "lil mustache" sign (pictured below) held by one of the Tea Party protesters during the undocument 9-12 march on Washington, D.C.:
But we will take the opportunity the indecorous sign affords to restate our firm editorial policy: Barack Obama bears only a passing resemblance to his Socialist forebear Adolph Hitler. Nothing worth commenting on anyhow.
Hitler and Obama, though in agreement on many, many issues concerning state authority over the citizenry, the centralization of political power, and extreme measures to "control" population, nonetheless differ noticeably in the means used to reach their ultimate goal of absolute power. So, please, no more little Hitler mustaches on Obama photos.
The symbol below is our pledge to you of Contra Obama's unyeilding opposition to Obama/Hitler analogies, no matter how bone-chilling.
SOYLENT GREEN IS... IS... RECYCLED CONGRESSMEN!
Inspired by this Tweet:
@TweetMeBren My fave from the DC march so far. "Go Green, Recycle Congress" AMEN! #912DC
Actually, now that I think of it, the Democrats have been recycling politicians for generations!
The shot heard round the world.
Show your support for Rep. Joe Wilson's excellent musketry by donating to his campaign HERE.
Un-messed-with Slow-Fire Pistol Target
Change the name of Obamacare to "KennedyCare"?
No, I don't think so.
How about "Tedicine"?
To learn more about the "Gadsden Flag" -- the un-photoshopped flag with the snake warning you not to tread on it -- click on these words: YOU SAY YOU WANT A REVOLUTION
To see more flags from the American Revolutionary Wars (the one in 1775 and the one in 2009) click on the words OBAMA BETTER MAKE SURE HE HAS A SNAKE-BITE KIT HANDY.
Especially when "lawmakers" haven't even read the H.R. 3200!
"No Legislation Without LITERATE Representation!"
The un-photoshopped flag is the "First Navy Jack" of the United States. Since September 11, 2002, it has been flown by the United States Navy for the duration of the War on Terrorism.
To see more flags from the American Revolutionary Wars (the one in 1775 and the one in 2009) click on the words OBAMA BETTER MAKE SURE HE HAS A SNAKE-BITE KIT HANDY.
The famous Lake Minnewanka photo-crashing squirrel infuriated Democrat party leadership today with his boisterous antics during what was meant to be a deadly serious announcement. President Obama's angry declaration that he wasn't going to "play with Republicans" any more, while intended to inspire awe, instead drew belly laughs as the mischievous Minnewanka rodent mugged for the photographers, dashed merrily to and fro, and caught peanuts cast by members of the press. "Mr Minnewanka" stole the show, Obama's thunder, and, as it was soon discovered, Barney Frank's chocolate chip cookie.
To His Most Royal Majesty, George the Third, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland King, Defender of the Faith, Duke of Brunswick and Lüneburg, Archtreasurer of the Holy Roman Empire, Sir, My Mummy, Lady of the Bedchamber to Her Royal Highness Charlotte of Mecklenburg-Strelitz, requests that I write again to inform Your August Majesty of more Mean Placards of a most disloyal and disgusting nature which I have observed posted about Your city of Portsmouth.
Though the name of the traitorous artist behind these excecrable designs is unknown, rumour has it that one Benjamin Franklin, an uncouth and unlettered tradesman from (of all places!) Philadephia, disseminated the morbid print. May it please Your Majesty to know that I have alerted Your Royal Denunciation Network (unionjack@buckingham.roy) of this most "fishy" act of sedition. Your Obedient, Loyal and Obsequious Servant,
Miss Julia Hall
Portsmouth, New Hampshire
P.S. I have written Your Majesty before about these Treasonous Broadsides, but, to my deep disappointment, as of yet have not seen the Miscreants dealt with in the appropriate and memorable manner I most deferentially proposed. Get on it.
To His Most Royal Majesty, George the Third, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland King, Defender of the Faith, Duke of Brunswick and Lüneburg, Archtreasurer of the Holy Roman Empire, Sir, My mummy, Lady of the Bedchamber to Her Royal Highness Charlotte of Mecklenburg-Strelitz, enjoins me to petition you humbly and respectfully in regards to a matter of no little to distress to one such as I, a maiden of tender years and delicate sensibilties. I refer to the disquieting placards, numerous beyond calculation and of a most unsavory and mean nature, which are belike to cover every exposed inch of façade throughout Your cities of London, Boston, New York and Philadelphia and which, moreover, treasonously call into question Your Wisdom in the impostion of the altogether noble, fair and fiscally necessary Stamp Act.
Surely appropriate correction for these Mean Signs lies with the fearful power of Your August Majesty's dread Arm of Justice, expressed, if I may be so bold as to suggest, in the application of the scourge, pillory, gallows, oubliette or rat-filled, reeking, diseased prison ship? Or, by your leave, if the press or rack be still employed by your Administors of Law, or even, as I thrill to hope, disembowelment and quartering, I pray your indulgence that I may attend such executions of sentence for the Increase of my Civic Knowledge and Advancement of my Moral Education. Your most Obedient, Loyal and Humble Servant,
Miss Julia Hall
Portsmouth, New Hampshire
And are those admonitory Surgeon General's labels on cigarette packages also "scare tactics?"
News item: AARP Director, New York State, calls revealing contents of H. R. 3200 "scare tactics."
