Click here to download:

Another_White_House_Another_De.zip (182 KB)

John Dewey helped create kindergartens in America for precisely this purpose— to shape the apples before they fell from the tree— while at the other end of the educational process stood reformers like [Woodrow] Wilson, who summarized the progressive attitude perfectly when, as president of Princeton, he told an audience, “Our problem is not merely to help the students to adjust themselves to world life…[but] to make them as unlike their fathers as we can.”

— from Liberal Fascism by Jonah Goldberg

   

Click here to download:

Inglourious_Bamsters.zip (200 KB)

Wash your hands. And wipe your blades.

N.B. The "scalps" line refers to this Tarantino flick: INGLOURIOUS.

First they came for K through 8, and I didn't speak up, because I was not in K through 8. Next they came for the pre-schoolers...

"And your kids' money too! Bwah ha ha ha!"

Now I must deal with the brats at home...

In the eyes of the Left, all your children are Jaycee.

Bill Ayers was unavailable.

   

Click here to download:

Schoo_Days.zip (254 KB)

Moms and Dads! -- those of you who haven't been quarantined in secret H1N1 Health Security Camps -- to avoid penalties, be sure when you send your tiny tots off to schoo on September 8 that their "Pledge" scarves are neatly pressed and folded precisely according to instructions (see online at http:/Obamattire/youth/scarves.whitehouse.tyr ) and that each child has its mandatory copy of President Obama's Little Purple Book.

DISCLAIMER: As we made perfectly clear in our important August 19th editorial  http://bit.ly/12gOMP  we at Contra Obama condemn comparison of President Barack Obama to Chancellor Adolph Hitler. These two men, despite striking and sometimes alarming similarities, are mostly very different. For one thing, Obama is not a "chancellor."

The poster parody abover in no way contradicts our stern editorial because the comparision it makes is not between Obama and Adolph Hitler, but rather between happy little blonde girls of all times and in all places, especially those who are subjected to indoctrination from a messianic leader who illegally coalesces all state power into a central planning committee under his direction.

   

Click here to download:

Epidemic_of_Flu_Predicted_for_.zip (289 KB)

If your kids really must go to school on September 8th, instruct them to keep thinking, "Brick wall. Brick wall. Brick wall. Brick wall."

Read about the class sci-fi SCARY film from 1960 by clicking HERE.

A page from the soon-to-be-published Obamacare version of the Veteran Administration's pamphlet Free Up That Bed, Oldtimer. [Klikonnit]

A screen capture of an actual, non-satircal, not-made-up, unbelievable -- and really unfunny -- page from Your Life, Your Choices, the VA booklet newly authorized by Obama, can be seen by clicking HERE.

For your choosing convenience your choice has been pre-chosen.

   

Click here to download:

Uncle_Joe_Meet_Uncle_O.zip (257 KB)

Now that Nazi-era analogies, no matter how apposite, have been disallowed by Conservative Pundits, Contra Obama is obliged to grasp about deperately for other freedom-stifling, centralizing, thuggish dictators onto whose bodies we may photoshop Barry's little head. We sincerely hope that the insinuation of a similarity between Obama and Josef Stalin made by the graphic above will not bring down the righteous censure of the Humor Police, despite the vastly greater scale of Stalin's destruction of human life compared to Hitler's.

Who is paying for all this Responsible Socially Aware Art of the People? Why none other than The Nationalized Endowment for the Arts.