Creationism, Obama-Style
And Obama Said, "Let There Be Jobs."
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Obama's Private Vault is in Kentucky
It sure is nice of Obama to share his Presidential Stash of Obama Money, isn't it?
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Back to the Green Future
Your government-assigned Green Collar Job: Picking material for government White Collars.
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The Hand that Baracks the Cradle
First they came for K through 8, and I didn't speak up, because I was not in K through 8. Next they came for the pre-schoolers...
Green Yoke Jobs
Aw, no fair: Tsar Van the Terrible quit last night!
It's hard to be deprived of so large a target. But we'll soldier on. After all, the proponents of "green collar jobs" won't rest, and so neither shall Contra Obama.
"For if they do this when the wood is green, what will happen when it is dry?”
More on "Green Jobs" HERE and HERE
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Pan du Soleil
Never mind all that gruesome talk about Obama's administration being like the Third Reich. No no no. Actually it's more like Imperial Rome in its long decline. "Hope and Change" turns out to mean "Bread and Circuses." The Feds are loaning thirty million dollars to Los Angeles so the city can bring Cirque du Soleil to Hollywood. It's "stimulus!" Cirque du Soleil will "create at least 850 jobs." Good times for contortionists, I guess. Someone should suggest to Obama that he take the Bread and Circuses Policy to its logical end: Gladiatorial contests! Two birds with one stone: Create jobs and decrease the population.
Who Moved My Healthcare?
Once Obama is responsible for your health you'll be answerable for how you nourish that body which now belongs to him. But don't worry, Obama is avuncularly happy to supply your basic daily caloric needs as determined by his White House Nutrient Fair Distribution Collective.
For more information on where to obtain your tin cup and bowl, see Let's Eat Left to Keep Fit! or How Kulaks Lost Weight on the Stalin Diet.
Labor Fugit
That's Paul Muni escaping from King Vidor's Our Daily Bread.
But will he escape the future outlined in Tsar Van the Terrible's book?
