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Setting Things Trite
The Master Orator reveals the secret behind his stirring rhetoric: The greeting card aisle at Ralph's Fine Foods. When you care enough to send the very corniest.
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The Man Who Fell to Earth
The latest installment of Obama's ongoing autobiography -- the sixth volume, or is it the seventh?; I've lost track -- is rushed into print to counter the release of Sarah Palin's memoir.
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If Obama Had Been FDR
Oh, and about that little to-do in Nanking: We understand and respect cultural diversity and are not so arrogant as to judge.
And another thing: Can you lower the floor a bit? Our president wants to bow more deeply.
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War on Terror!
Bend it Like Obama
Just in time for the Festival of Lights Holiday Season: the ever-popular Obama Bowing Bird! Don't know what to give the emperors on your gift list? Well, take a tip from Obama. He gave Emperor Akihito one of his patented floor-kissers and watched His Imperial Majesty light up like the Gaza District. The Obama Bowing Bird — It's not just for Saudi kings any more!
[Note: The Wonderful Obama Bowing Bird is for sale only to oligarchs, monarchs, autarchs, tyrants, despots, the White House Gift Shop, and mad dictators.]
Obama CAIRs
Obama -- busy schmoozing yet another special interest ethnic group -- could only spare an afterthought on the terror attack on Fort Hood.
His big-hearted reaction to yesterday's Instant Jihad can be read HERE.
Booby Prize
"Oh, what a Nobel Prize is here o'erthrown!"
Or so says Ophelia in Hamlet, Act III, Scene 1
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Victoriana
Pee-wee Obaman Makes a Comeback
Pee-wee Obaman, campaigning for his PeeweeCare Health Program, tells television host David Letterman all about his exciting encounter with Nurse Nancy. More Pee-wee Obaman HERE.
