Now as I have said... uh... many times before... uh... I'm the... uh... king of the world. Okay?
What's all this nonsense about Barack Obama being too thin? It's just that he's an ectomorph, that's all. Or is the term "ectoplasm"?
UPDATE: Now Obama is claiming not to have lost any weight. In fact he claims to have created or saved over 650,000 lbs!
Addendum: Sorry to disappoint the hundreds who've called and emailed asking how to obtain their own "Barack Skellington" figurine, but the toy is only at the design stage at this moment, nor is it expected to be in production in time for the 2009 Christmas season. The prototype model pictured above is not for sale.
Yes, Guvfather Jon Corzine worked a deal that sends a million a month of Jersey taxpayers' bucks to his old firm, Goldman Sachs. Read about it HERE.
But the former CEO of Goldman Sachs can't be all bad -- the Jersey union bosses love him.
McCHRYSTAL:
O that we now had here
But one ten thousand of those men
That are out of work back in the U.S.!KING BARRY the FIRST:
What's he that wishes so?
My servant McChrystal? No, my fair menial:
If they are mark'd to die, they're enow
To do your country loss; and if to live,
The fewer men, the easier to sideline
As victims of post-traumatic stress.
No, faith, lackey, wish not a man or woman more:
Rather proclaim it, McChrystal, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him be interviewed by the Times.
He that outlives Afghanistan, and comes safe home,
He that ignores our VA deathbook and sees old age,
Will he strip his sleeve and show his scars.
And say 'These wounds I had in Mazar-i Sharif.'
And the VA doctors will blink and wonder “Mazar-i-where?”
Old men forget: Kabul shall be forgot,
But some Oath Keepers will remember
What feats they did there: then shall our names.
Familiar in their mouths as barnyard words
Barry the king, Rahm and Axelrod,
Pelosi and Reid, Barney and Durbin,
Be in their flowing curses freshly remember'd.
Those few, those unhappy few, that band of outsiders;
For he to-day that sheds his blood in this
Illegal conflict I inherited from Bad King George
Shall be an outsider -- Be he ne'er so vile,
One of my Czars shall manage to vilify him further:
And Democrat men now a-bed with each other
Shall think them accursed who were there,
And hold each other’s manhoods whiles any speaks
That languished in Afghan upon Saint Crispin's day. For the actual St Crispin's Day Agincourt Speech from
Shakespeare's Henry V go HERE.
Female reporter: If you could've found out what ACORN meant, I bet that would've explained everything.
Thompson: No, I don't think so; no. Mr. Bam was a man who got everything he wanted and then lost it. Maybe ACORN was something he couldn't get, or something he lost. Anyway, it wouldn't have explained anything... I don't think any word can explain a man's life. No, I guess ACORN is just a... piece in a jigsaw puzzle... a missing piece.
See more quotes from Citizen Kane at the IMDb webpage by clicking on the word ROSEBUD.
Brazilian film director Hector Babenco kindly lends the use of the poster for his 1985 movie Pixote for use by the Rio de Janeiro Olympic Committee. Unfortunately the star, Fernando Ramos Da Silva, here seen practicing a uniquely Brazilian form of the 100 yard dash, will not be available to carry the Olympic torch having been killed during a shootout with São Paolo police back in the 90s.
Thankfully, there are many more where he came from.
Translation: "It's Rio! The law of the nakedest. Athletics for the abandoned street urchins of Brazil." Translation of the original poster: "Pixote, the law of the weakest."
John Dewey helped create kindergartens in America for precisely this purpose— to shape the apples before they fell from the tree— while at the other end of the educational process stood reformers like [Woodrow] Wilson, who summarized the progressive attitude perfectly when, as president of Princeton, he told an audience, “Our problem is not merely to help the students to adjust themselves to world life…[but] to make them as unlike their fathers as we can.”
— from Liberal Fascism by Jonah Goldberg
Three Hundred Posts!
Thank you for your loyal support over the many tumultuous months since this, the Contra Obama graphic website, began its hate-mongering life back in February of this year, when it bore the jaunty title "Mock Barack." Remember: Every time you view a mean-spirited picture here, an angel gets its flaming sword.
Go tell Obama,
Stranger passing by,
That Americans can't stomach my-way-or-the-highway dictators,
And, y'know, he's precisely that kinda guy.
Muammar explains it all.
(Yes, that's an actual quote from Gaddafi's speech to the United Nations this morning.)
[Click the picture to make it, oh, yea big.]
The pig is PORCO ROSSO!
