Beelzebama Speaks -- A Limerick
With a health plan that's pure Jack Kevorkian
And a "Stimulus" bill that's all Porkian;
And biz stifled with caps,
Barry chortles and claps.
"The Obamalypse program is workian!"
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Sotomayor Has a Way With B-O-L-O-G-N-A
Sonia says, “I’m empathic all right
“When I feel for a dark person’s plight!
“But the feeling gets duller
“The less you’re ‘of color.’
“My justice is blinded by light.”
Homeland Insecurity
“This is war”, says our new CiC,
“But the terrorists happen to be
“Not the mujahideen,
“Nor Al Queda. I mean
“CIA and the former VP.”
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Anti-Obamas
Limerick
Whatcha Ghana Do?
“Here’s my plan,” said Obama in Ghana
“For the continent’s Pax Africana:
You should go democratic.”
But the less than ecstatic
Somalians said, “We don’t wanna.”
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Salaam, It's Been Good to Know You
Said the president, Barry Obama,
From the floor as he made his salaam-a
To Abdullah Aziz,
“Take the USA... please!”
Now we’re US-of-Dar al-Islam-a
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Limerick
