Hoax Springs Eternal

Al "Balloon Boy" Gore continues to raise the alarm over the deadly danger posed to Planet Earth by one of its constituent elements.

Al "Balloon Boy" Gore continues to raise the alarm over the deadly danger posed to Planet Earth by one of its constituent elements.
If they're so "progressive," how come they never change?
Unless, of course we change them.

SOYLENT GREEN IS... IS... RECYCLED CONGRESSMEN!
Inspired by this Tweet:
@TweetMeBren My fave from the DC march so far. "Go Green, Recycle Congress" AMEN! #912DC
Actually, now that I think of it, the Democrats have been recycling politicians for generations!
Your government-assigned Green Collar Job: Picking material for government White Collars.
Aw, no fair: Tsar Van the Terrible quit last night!
It's hard to be deprived of so large a target. But we'll soldier on. After all, the proponents of "green collar jobs" won't rest, and so neither shall Contra Obama.
"For if they do this when the wood is green, what will happen when it is dry?”
More on "Green Jobs" HERE and HERE
Tsar Ivan the Terrible had only his Oprichniki to spread terror and enforce obedience. Tsar Van the Terrible has the AFL-CIO, theTeamsters, the NEA, the SEIU, Moveon.Org, ACORN...
That's Paul Muni escaping from King Vidor's Our Daily Bread.
But will he escape the future outlined in Tsar Van the Terrible's book?
There were plenty of "green jobs" in the 11th century.
And there will plenty more like this if Green Tsar Van the Terrible gets to carry out the threats he made in his bestselling manifesto, The Coming Green Collar Feudalism.
Gaia celebrates Earth Day every day, so be sure your insurance is paid up.
The foreground, I mention for those born after 1980, is a parody of that ubiquitous anti-war poster of the seventies, "War is not healthy, etc." You can see the awful original HERE.
The background picture is of the 1975 Pavlov volcanic eruption.
Oh, here's another Mock Barack post on an Earth Day theme: