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Apply now for a job in security at Camp Hopenchange, somewhere in Idaho.
After all, someone is going to have to guard all those Obamacare non-compliants that Barack wants to send to prison.
Obamacare "Health Camps" are springing up all over... all over... well, actually we don't know where they're springing up exactly.
Contra Obama objects to the "lil mustache" sign (pictured below) held by one of the Tea Party protesters during the undocument 9-12 march on Washington, D.C.:
But we will take the opportunity the indecorous sign affords to restate our firm editorial policy: Barack Obama bears only a passing resemblance to his Socialist forebear Adolph Hitler. Nothing worth commenting on anyhow.
Hitler and Obama, though in agreement on many, many issues concerning state authority over the citizenry, the centralization of political power, and extreme measures to "control" population, nonetheless differ noticeably in the means used to reach their ultimate goal of absolute power. So, please, no more little Hitler mustaches on Obama photos.
The symbol below is our pledge to you of Contra Obama's unyeilding opposition to Obama/Hitler analogies, no matter how bone-chilling.
Moms and Dads! -- those of you who haven't been quarantined in secret H1N1 Health Security Camps -- to avoid penalties, be sure when you send your tiny tots off to schoo on September 8 that their "Pledge" scarves are neatly pressed and folded precisely according to instructions (see online at http:/Obamattire/youth/scarves.whitehouse.tyr ) and that each child has its mandatory copy of President Obama's Little Purple Book.
DISCLAIMER: As we made perfectly clear in our important August 19th editorial http://bit.ly/12gOMP we at Contra Obama condemn comparison of President Barack Obama to Chancellor Adolph Hitler. These two men, despite striking and sometimes alarming similarities, are mostly very different. For one thing, Obama is not a "chancellor."
The poster parody abover in no way contradicts our stern editorial because the comparision it makes is not between Obama and Adolph Hitler, but rather between happy little blonde girls of all times and in all places, especially those who are subjected to indoctrination from a messianic leader who illegally coalesces all state power into a central planning committee under his direction.
Publicity still from, They Saved Obama's Brain (2013), a topical remake of the classic sci-fi chiller They Saved You-Know-Who's Brain (1963)
The cover of Jonah Goldberg's book, Liberal Fascism, before and after [click lil icons up there] being brought into line with the dictates of the Humor Police. Now, about that title...
As part of Contra Obama's effort to raise the level of discourse so that conservatives don't rouse the indignation of liberals by sounding like them, we present you with two vividly contrasting pictures of the President.
We at Contra Obama delight in taking friendly, respectful swipes at our President. After all, what could be more American than poking fun at our elected leaders after the manner of beloved funnymen like Will Rogers, Jay Leno or Lyndon LaRouche? But, my friends, there is a line. And that line has a name: Adolph Schicklgruber. The comparisons being made, whether in jest or in vague confusion, between President Barack Obama and Mr. Hitler must cease. There is certainly a place for rough and tumble humor in the discussion of so volatile as subject as politics, but references to the abominable Third Reich of Adolph Hitler are uncalled-for and from now on: strictly verböten! :)
For another thing, the comparison is counterfactual. Obama and Hitler are dissimilar in many key areas. Hitler, for instance, was born in Vienna, while Obama was born... elsewhere. Hitler wore a funny little mustache. Obama's funny little mustache disappeared almost as fast as it appeared. Hitler thought other races than his own were crumby. Obama thinks other races than his own are terrific! We could on, but you get the picture.
For these reasons and another one we're saving for later, Contra Obama condemns the signs, t-shirts, freezable beer mugs, water bottles, key chains, frisbees, gimme caps, mylar balloons, playing cards, giant foam fingers and sandwich board sign wearers conflating President Obama with "Der Fürher" and calls for a return to the civility that has characterized the Democrat Party from their support of the Jim Crow laws right up until the present time. --The Editors
