Time After Time
Next week's Time cover: Sarah Palin... lit from below.
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Bend it Like Obama
Just in time for the Festival of Lights Holiday Season: the ever-popular Obama Bowing Bird! Don't know what to give the emperors on your gift list? Well, take a tip from Obama. He gave Emperor Akihito one of his patented floor-kissers and watched His Imperial Majesty light up like the Gaza District. The Obama Bowing Bird — It's not just for Saudi kings any more!
[Note: The Wonderful Obama Bowing Bird is for sale only to oligarchs, monarchs, autarchs, tyrants, despots, the White House Gift Shop, and mad dictators.]
Hoax Springs Eternal
Al "Balloon Boy" Gore continues to raise the alarm over the deadly danger posed to Planet Earth by one of its constituent elements.
Corzine of the Times
Yes, Guvfather Jon Corzine worked a deal that sends a million a month of Jersey taxpayers' bucks to his old firm, Goldman Sachs. Read about it HERE.
But the former CEO of Goldman Sachs can't be all bad -- the Jersey union bosses love him.
Putting Pressure on the House
What have you done with Doctor Millmoss? And where's Marcus Welby, MD?
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Nobel (Rest in) Peace Prize
Congratulations to Barack H. Obama, recipient of the first ever Nobel Eurotrash Peace Prize for his exemplary work in returning the civilized world to the comfort, safety and population decline of the Early Middle Ages.
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From the People Who Brought You the Volvo
How there came to be a Canaanland Disneyworld.
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War on Terror!
The Comedy (de)Spot
The biggest laugh of the day went to stand-up comic Muammar "Call me Al" Gaddafi. Holding aloft a model of the Pan Am Boeing 741-121 passenger jet that he blew up over Lockerbie, Scotland, the roguish honorary dictator of Libya winked and quipped, "Anyone want a ride home?"
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