Contra Obama - Mongering Evil 24/7
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September 29, 2009

Oblasphemy

   
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Now that we have Obamanists actually invoking the name of Obama in prayer (see Michelle Malkin's blog), when can expect Time (a once-popular Onion-like joke digest of the 1960s) to dust off its cheeky old "God is Dead" cover? Properly revised, of course.

And how soon can we expect Obama's Muslim bretheren to get with the program?

Laa ilaha illa Obamah, wa Alinskiah rasul Obamah.

 

Silly Obamanists! Don't they know Obama is no God, but merely a Wizard?

Filed under  //   Beelzebama   Magazine Covers  
September 11, 2009

The ScrewTed Letters

...and in closing, Barry, whatever you do: Get rid of that devil, Rahm Emanuel! He's not human, Barry! I mean that literally! He's an emissary of... of... him, Barry. The Big Guy! You'll need silver bullets, man.

That's all I have time for, Barry. They're rolling up the BBQ spit and I'm the entree again. Good-bye and, word to the wise, buddy, drop our evil Health Care Scam ASAP. That alone got ten eternities tacked on to my sentence.

In agony,

Ted

News Story: Obama cites letter from the late Ted Kennedy (!) in support of Obamacare.

See also: Dreams From My Father Below

Filed under  //   Art and Literature   Beelzebama   FOOs (Friends of Obama)  
July 10, 2009

Just Say InferNO

   
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Obama today expressed "disappointment" with Friday's face-off with his spiritual nemesis, Pope Benedict XVI, claiming use of holy water which "burns, burns like acid" was both "unfair and distracting." The president hopes for a rematch in the near future, but this time on his own turf where no "meddlesome" seraphim and cherubim can frustrate his plans.


(Apologies to Gustave Doré.)

(Oh, apologies to Dante Alighieri, too, I guess.)

Filed under  //   Art and Literature   Beelzebama  
July 8, 2009

SPES Cadet

   
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That silly old Benedict wouldn't listen to Dan Brown, but just maybe he will listen to Mr Hope himself.

(Or maybe B16 will point Obama in THIS DIRECTION...)

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July 6, 2009

The Infallible One Instructs Pope Benedict XVI

What? Only 95 theses?

(The original painting, I know not by whom, of Martin Luther nailing his "95 Theses" to the Wittenberg door can be viewed by clicking on the memorable words HA HA! HERE I STAND! It opens in a new window so you can compare and contrast to your heart's content.)

Filed under  //   Art and Literature   Beelzebama   Obama   paintings   Schoo Days   Victoriana  
June 30, 2009

Malocchiobama 2

   
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If the Hamsa hand doesn't ward off Obama's Evil Eye, try this simple hand gesture.

Filed under  //   Beelzebama   Mean Signs!   Obama  
June 30, 2009

Malocchiobama

   
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Proposal for a new GOP logo based on the talismanic "Hamsa Hand" (also known as the "Hand of Miriam") to ward off the sinister influence of Obama's "Evil Eye."

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