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First Pacific President Takes a Dive
The Gadsen "Don't Tread on Me" Flag, revised for use by Obama — our self-proclaimed "first Pacific President" (not counting Hoover, Nixon and Reagan) — when paying obeisance to heads of state. No word on whether Obama apologized to the Japanese for the aggression shown by hostile US sailors who fired anti-aircraft guns at the Zeros flying over Pearl Harbor back in '41.
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Animal Antics
Mean Signs!
Bend it Like Obama
Just in time for the Festival of Lights Holiday Season: the ever-popular Obama Bowing Bird! Don't know what to give the emperors on your gift list? Well, take a tip from Obama. He gave Emperor Akihito one of his patented floor-kissers and watched His Imperial Majesty light up like the Gaza District. The Obama Bowing Bird — It's not just for Saudi kings any more!
[Note: The Wonderful Obama Bowing Bird is for sale only to oligarchs, monarchs, autarchs, tyrants, despots, the White House Gift Shop, and mad dictators.]
Are They Friendly Spirits?
Bullwinkle J. Muezzin
And Bill Scott is his prophet.
If you haven't yet read Robert Ferrigno's acclaimed Assassin Trilogy -- thrillers about the future of the United States as an Islamic Republic -- what's keeping you?
Here's the first:
Prayers for the Assassin
by Robert Ferrigno
(Pocket Books, Mass Market Paperback, 496pp.)
Note: Bullwinkle does NOT feature in any volume of the trilogy.
Palin Hears a Landslide
NOT the cover HarperCollins decided to go with.
The real cover is not so wonderful – How could it be without Horton? – but buy the book anyways. You can pre-order your copy (as I did) from Amazon HERE, or you can wait until November 17th and make the boys at Border's and Barnes and Nobles tremble by demanding your copy in person, preferably looking unruly and moblike.
Speak!
While he's at it, could he teach Bo's owners to "roll over"?
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Animal Antics
Anti-Obamas
From the Shores of Tripoli
Muammar explains it all.
(Yes, that's an actual quote from Gaddafi's speech to the United Nations this morning.)
[Click the picture to make it, oh, yea big.]
The pig is PORCO ROSSO!
Paternity Pseud
John Edwards admits he is the father of the famous Lake Minnewanka photo-crashing squirrel.
Fellow Democrats were not amused.
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Democrat(ic) Party
The "O" is a Ten Ring
Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots Sarah Battles the Pink O-bots
♪ Those evil-natured O-Bots, ♬
They're programmed to destroy us.
She's gotta be strong to fight them.
So she's taking lots of vitamins
'Cause she knows
That it would be tragic
If those evil robots win.
♫ I know she can beat them ♪
Translation of Japanese: "SARAH PALIN causes fear to explode in the hearts and minds of OBAMA people. She is coming for you"
