What's all this nonsense about Barack Obama being too thin?

It's just that he's an ectomorph, that's all. Or is the term "ectoplasm"?

UPDATE: Now Obama is claiming not to have lost any weight. In fact he claims to have created or saved over 650,000 lbs!

Addendum: Sorry to disappoint the hundreds who've called and emailed asking how to obtain their own "Barack Skellington" figurine, but the toy is only at the design stage at this moment, nor is it expected to be in production in time for the 2009 Christmas season. The prototype model pictured above is not for sale.