Obama CAIRs

Obama -- busy schmoozing yet another special interest ethnic group -- could only spare an afterthought on the terror attack on Fort Hood.
His big-hearted reaction to yesterday's Instant Jihad can be read HERE.

Obama -- busy schmoozing yet another special interest ethnic group -- could only spare an afterthought on the terror attack on Fort Hood.
His big-hearted reaction to yesterday's Instant Jihad can be read HERE.
Now as I have said... uh... many times before... uh... I'm the... uh... king of the world. Okay?

What's all this nonsense about Barack Obama being too thin? It's just that he's an ectomorph, that's all. Or is the term "ectoplasm"?
Addendum: Sorry to disappoint the hundreds who've called and emailed asking how to obtain their own "Barack Skellington" figurine, but the toy is only at the design stage at this moment, nor is it expected to be in production in time for the 2009 Christmas season. The prototype model pictured above is not for sale.

Et tu, Bludog?
CAESAR Let me have men about me that are fat;
Sleek-headed men and such as sleep o' nights:
Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look;
He thinks too much: such men are dangerous.ANTONY Fear him not, Caesar; he's not dangerous;
He is a noble Roman and well given.CAESAR Would he were fatter! But I fear him not:
Yet if my name were liable to fear,
I do not know the man I should avoid
So soon as that spare Cassius. He reads much;
He is a great observer and he looks
Quite through the deeds of men: he loves no plays,
As thou dost, Antony; he hears no music;
Seldom he smiles, and smiles in such a sort
As if he mock'd himself and scorn'd his spirit
That could be moved to smile at any thing.
Such men as he be never at heart's ease
Whiles they behold a greater than themselves,
And therefore are they very dangerous.
Shakespeare's Julius Caesar, Act 1, Scene 2
The Four Horsemen of Obamacare: Conquest, War, Famine, Death. To say nothing of long lines at the government clinic. To see the original Albrecht Dürer woodcut, click HERE.
Yes, Guvfather Jon Corzine worked a deal that sends a million a month of Jersey taxpayers' bucks to his old firm, Goldman Sachs. Read about it HERE.
But the former CEO of Goldman Sachs can't be all bad -- the Jersey union bosses love him.

The flag of Luna as described in Robert A. Heinlein's science fiction classic The Moon is A Harsh Mistress (1966)... but updated (er... backdated?) to comment on Obama's promise of a "Free Health Care System." TANSTAAFL!

What have you done with Doctor Millmoss? And where's Marcus Welby, MD?