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365

Three hundred sixty-five and that is enough.

The producer of Contra Obama vowed on his mother's demitasse collection to create precisely one year's worth of daily invective against Professor Obama and now, the goal of 365 posts having been attained -- with great labor and no recompense -- he is released from that solemn oath.

Mr Contra wishes to concentrate his efforts on the important work of maintaining the benign website Snakcs Snakcs Snakcs,  q.v. http://snacksx3.posterous.com/

O loyal Contra Obama readers, the torch is passed to you (fwup). Hold it high along with your pitchforks and pikes as you carry on the fight against that blot, Barack "Tickle Me" Acorn, who now fouls the hallowed -- well, historical anyhow -- precincts of the White  House

Filed under  //   Obama   Toys  

Brought to you by the letters NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, NYT, NPR...

Educator-in-Chief Obama, admitting his inability to transition from the world of academe to the world of realpolitik, has officially changed the White House's address from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue to 123 Sesame Street.

Breaking News: The White House has announced that Muppets Bert and Ernie have just been named to jointly fill the newly created position of "Marriage Czars."

Filed under  //   Radio & Television  

Swisslam

The clerics did not give approval to "Little-old-lady-who."


[Newstory: Swiss vote to ban construction of new minarets.]

Filed under  //   War on Terror!  

Blowin' In the Wind

The times, they are a-changin'.

Filed under  //   Mean Signs!   Obama  

The 1st Clue is Dr Hasan Shouting "Allahu Akbar"

Col. Mustard... in the daycare center... with a suicide vest.

Filed under  //   Toys   War on Terror!  

Much More Than a Hunch

C'mon, sing along:

Till the one day when Osama made a Fatwa
And they knew it was much more than a hunch,
That this group would somehow form Al Qaeda.
That's the way we all became Jihadi Bunch.
Jihadi Bunch... (repeat)

Members of Al Aqorn

Key: 1. Ali Abd al-Aziz  2. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed  3. Mustafa Ahmad al-Hawsawi  4. Osama!  5. Baraq Hussein al-Bhama  6. Ariq al-Dur  7. Walid Bin Attash  8. Lone Crazy Gunman  9. Ramzi Bin al Shibh

Filed under  //   Radio & Television   War on Terror!  

The Cure Rate is 100%

Welcome to Camp Pelosi. Leave your clothing in the green recycle bins.

Not a patient? Oh, the employment office is right over there.

Filed under  //   Fourth Reich   Obamacare  

Vive la Revolution de 2010!

Après leurs, le déluge.

Filed under  //   Animal Antics   Democrat(ic) Party  

Death Becomes Her

Take two aspirin and call me from the morgue.

The money saved on unnecessary medical tests was needed to operate the Insurance Shirker prison camps.

Filed under  //   Art and Literature   Obamacare  

Setting Things Trite

The Master Orator reveals the secret behind his stirring rhetoric: The greeting card aisle at Ralph's Fine Foods.

When you care enough to send the very corniest.

Filed under  //   Great Orator   Obama