
C'mon, sing along: Till the one day when Osama made a Fatwa
And they knew it was much more than a hunch,
That this group would somehow form Al Qaeda.
That's the way we all became Jihadi Bunch.
Jihadi Bunch... (repeat)
Key: 1. Ali Abd al-Aziz 2. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed 3. Mustafa Ahmad al-Hawsawi 4. Osama! 5. Baraq Hussein al-Bhama 6. Ariq al-Dur 7. Walid Bin Attash 8. Lone Crazy Gunman 9. Ramzi Bin al Shibh
Welcome to Camp Pelosi. Leave your clothing in the green recycle bins.
Not a patient? Oh, the employment office is right over there.
The money saved on unnecessary medical tests was needed to operate the Insurance Shirker prison camps.
The Master Orator reveals the secret behind his stirring rhetoric: The greeting card aisle at Ralph's Fine Foods. When you care enough to send the very corniest.

Being multicultural means never having to know anything about any other culture.
The latest installment of Obama's ongoing autobiography -- the sixth volume, or is it the seventh?; I've lost track -- is rushed into print to counter the release of Sarah Palin's memoir.