The Cure Rate is 100%
Welcome to Camp Pelosi. Leave your clothing in the green recycle bins.
Not a patient? Oh, the employment office is right over there.
Death Becomes Her
The money saved on unnecessary medical tests was needed to operate the Insurance Shirker prison camps.
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Art and Literature
Obamacare
Setting Things Trite
The Master Orator reveals the secret behind his stirring rhetoric: The greeting card aisle at Ralph's Fine Foods. When you care enough to send the very corniest.
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Great Orator
Obama
Mr. Hu, Tear Down This Wall
Being multicultural means never having to know anything about any other culture.
The Man Who Fell to Earth
The latest installment of Obama's ongoing autobiography -- the sixth volume, or is it the seventh?; I've lost track -- is rushed into print to counter the release of Sarah Palin's memoir.
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Book Covers
Obama
If Obama Had Been FDR
Oh, and about that little to-do in Nanking: We understand and respect cultural diversity and are not so arrogant as to judge.
And another thing: Can you lower the floor a bit? Our president wants to bow more deeply.
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Obama
War on Terror!
First Pacific President Takes a Dive
The Gadsen "Don't Tread on Me" Flag, revised for use by Obama — our self-proclaimed "first Pacific President" (not counting Hoover, Nixon and Reagan) — when paying obeisance to heads of state. No word on whether Obama apologized to the Japanese for the aggression shown by hostile US sailors who fired anti-aircraft guns at the Zeros flying over Pearl Harbor back in '41.
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Animal Antics
Mean Signs!
Bend it Like Obama
Just in time for the Festival of Lights Holiday Season: the ever-popular Obama Bowing Bird! Don't know what to give the emperors on your gift list? Well, take a tip from Obama. He gave Emperor Akihito one of his patented floor-kissers and watched His Imperial Majesty light up like the Gaza District. The Obama Bowing Bird — It's not just for Saudi kings any more!
[Note: The Wonderful Obama Bowing Bird is for sale only to oligarchs, monarchs, autarchs, tyrants, despots, the White House Gift Shop, and mad dictators.]
